Have you ever been so angry that you wanted to throw up? That's how I feel right now.
Here is the impression in the roller of the press:

here is the hole the lanyard cut in the blanket:


this is an image of a piece of a metal lanyard that somehow ended up being run through the Large Takkish Etching press, embedding it into the press bed.
This represents damage on a scale the I've never seen happen in the print shop. Ever.
Freshmen class of 2014 you can kiss your asses goodbye.
I only wish I could be there when you get chewed out tomorrow morning.